HE HAS A MACHINE GUN, BUT I’M JUST HAVING A KITCHEN KNIFE:

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He has a machine gun but I’m having a kitchen knife

 

Basically this article is not about neither military grade weapons nor house wife’s kitchen knife. It’s about the person’s inferiority complex of himself by comparing others. I’ll show you 5 rules to eliminate this habit and bring the courage to feel you high as sky. I bet after reading this 5 rules you’ll see yourself as like as your idol.

1: Leave the virtual and ride in real

The main causing body of inferiority complex is brooding over the past and future. Thoughts are good but it should not halt in your mind to transform into worries. Your present world is a real, that’s where we going to score runs not in the past or future. Stir up the inner cosmos to bright like stars. Get out from the room, walk daily, meet new people and attend your call this is what real life nothing wont misshapen like in our dream.

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent“. Eleanor Roosevelt.

2: Adequate your cup with beneficial work

To follow the first rule we’d to acquire knowledge in our respective field. “Search what you like, learn what you like and like what you learn” this was a secret mantra of most of our idols. If we turn out to be busy in our work and enjoy it from the heart, then there’ll be no inferior arises within us. Read books even if you make mistake, sketch the art even if its looks crap, plays your game even if you knock down.

“I didn’t believe in Beatles, I believe in me”. John Lennon (The Walrus).

3: Exhibit your talent and accomplish your qualities

In the 3rd rule, we’ve to recess our talent to the world. It’s fair or ugly never mind we should just show case our work. Don’t get panic about critics after all what we going to lose. We should say to ourselves “I putted a lot of endeavor in my work; critics which is approaching me won’t put me down the grave. I love me and my work, so there’s no chance for despair feelings by any kind of criticism.”

“If you start throwing stones on yapping dogs, you can’t achieve your goal”. Sir Winston Churchill.

4: Don’t compare yourself with another

I don’t have anything new to say under this topic. But if you noticed this topic would be the first sub-topic of most self-motivational blogs, but I wouldn’t do that because you can’t simply stop compare yourself with others. If you already had a new shirt, where there’s need of compare with others. Here I mention the new shirt as the first 3 rules. These 3 rules were already used to adequate our vacant feelings and fill them with good habits & beneficial work.

“Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world…if you do so, you are insulting yourself”. Bill gates

5: Follow it as your routine life

We can’t achieve something at a speed of lightning bolt; practice and patience is the relevant factors to pursue what we wishing for. So keep practicing everyday and changes will automatically arose within us. This daily routine practice will throw your inferiority complex and feed you new essential habits. Don’t get frustrated if you lose the chain in routine; start again from the beginning, whose going to blame you. So next time don’t compare your plates by how big they are just view what they serving on those plates. I think you got it.

And by the way, according to the crime statics from federal bureau investigation (FBI) in 2015 “five times as many murders were committed with kitchen knives than were committed with riffles”, so be happy of who you are, no matter how you look or how you perform.

 

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WHY WOMEN CAN’T KEEP SECRETS?

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Why women can’t keep secrets?

There was a famous saying in Tamil language “a thing which shouldn’t say? A secret to women”. The question that is arising from the saying is not when it was said? It is why it was said. Hang on for a second; sorry I’m just sat between two girls. Let’s begin;

Women from nature they’re very vulnerable and amateur in restrain secrets of their own or others. If you don’t believe me girls just ask your boy friend about your secret revealing habit. They’ll give a 1o6 page of script to make a season 1.

Even though it was simple topic, to fill at least two pages I brought the historic references from the day back of centuries. India’s greatest epic “Mahabharata” has some evidences about women’s blabbermouth. Over 10000 years ago there was a great battle happened between Pandavas and Guvravas. An unbeatable warrior Karna was cheated to death by pandavas.  Later they came to know that Karna was their elder brother of all. Yuthistra (elder brother of Pandavas) felt agony and frustration; he thought because of his mother’s secrecy Karna was dead. So Yuthistra cursed his own mother with an entire feminine race that women shouldn’t hold their secrets. If he lived now may be he would returned back his curse for the betterment of many families.

Latest scientific studies show us, women are speaking 20,000 words per day, whereas men are barely speaking 7000 words. Women are spending 10 hours a day for talking. So there’s no wonder why do they named GOSSIPER.

So next time don’t spend your money and energy in sending speed mails, rather just pass your thought to neighbor aunty and say it was a secret, she’ll take care of rest.

Save money & save planet. Issued in the public interest.

Greater imagination brings greater entertainment.

By from M. DEVARAJ MANI MARAN.

 

 

WHAT IF ALIENS LANDS IN INDIA?

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If you catch a playing child and ask him “where do aliens land on earth ?” he’ll reply “white house, Washington DC.” There’s no exclamation in it because among we half of us know that there is a term “aliens” through the Hollywood movies.

In the Hollywood world, there’s formal query from other countries. “Why aliens always landing in America? Do we need to give any kind of special invitation to aliens to land in our country? ”

So to fulfill the wish, imagine alien’s GPS were damaged and they wrongfully landed on other country instead of America. This time in India.

India is a sub continent, there are 28 official languages and 600 unofficial languages are spoken in India. “So note to aliens if they need to pass any messages they’ve to hack the multilingual space satellite.

According to aliens invasion manual created by Hollywood directors, aliens enter in to earth to steal our resources.

So in India the richest resources is spices. To steal that aliens have to fight with the world’s 4th largest powerful nation.

There are three ways to attack iindia. The first way is a land base attack. To do so , aliens have to cross check the numbers of Indian soliders again. India is the 5th largest army soldiers in the world. India has a 4.7million active, research, paramilitary personnels. To ambush this huge army of india, aliens should have at least the population of Australia.

The next way for our alien friends is air Base strike. As a example from various alien movies, aliens posses a large laser guns and super sonic jet fighters. So do India. India has a 40 types of jet fighters and 2130 army jets & helicopters. Among all India has a two deadliest missiles Agni & bramhos which can travel 3000 miles to hit the target.

End of the day, India can give a tough fight to the invaders, unless there’s any application of external forces like political for passing aliens invasion bill on parliament.

The third way to success for aliens is a water base strike. Aliens should browse about Indian navy before starting the first attack. Reason: Indian navy is the 3rd largest powerful nation in the world. Indian navy includes 8 types and 40 warships like aircraft Carriers, destroyers… Etc.

Chakra (akula-2) is a divya astram (special weapon) of India. It was on the 98m deep water circling around the Indian ocean. India posses 110 nuclear weapons, which is enough to bring global extinction.

There’s a final way for aliens, its way they came from.

From all the above references, you can see that India can withstand the alien attack for at least 3 days.

To see the real result wait until the aliens invasion in India , until then read my blog for more fun and more imagination.

Bye from;

DEVARAJ. M

I’M NOT A HERO AND I DON’T GET THE GIRL.

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“End of the day, I’m a hero and I don’t get the girl” it was famous saying in Hollywood movies. This quote was first originated in dc comics, where you’ve been seen that a superheroes watches over their city like a guardian angel, vigilante or something, so they miss to attend their private call, parties and give a lame excuses to their girl friend instead they couldn’t tell what’s  going on with them. We all wish to be a superhero and save the world like Barry Allen the fastest man alive, Oliver Queen the Green Arrow, except knowing that we don’t get the girl. In most case it’s not suit for others, especially 007 he killing rate less than the girls he sle**…  I think you got it.

Imagine for an instance that you’re a superhero. What? Oh why imagination is because it’s blog for imagine. Yeah now you’re invincible, immortal of legions and dragon skins with that you can’t just do throwing a litter from the road or closing the running water tap. You urge to lot more than that. For example hmm…. Ok! Having a superpower is like giving a lift to hot looking girl whose scooter was break down in mid road. You can’t resist you from helping her, right! Is the same way you feel when helping others.

If a normal person doesn’t get their girl, they weep. But for the superheroes having a mask is advantage to hide their tears.

Don’t try to expose yourself to any kind of gamma radiations or willingly going to get a bite from spider or building a hi tech suit , because you’ve to buy a clothes for Christmas and get a 2kg sugar from ration shop and reading for sem exams ”okay you got me I’m telling about myself”. And mostly end of the day you’re are the hero, and you don’t get the girl. So be happy of whom you are and imagine as much you can.

Next article: Chennai crisis…………………….

BYE FROM DEVARAJ.

STILL WHAT’S THERE TO HAPPEN

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Our entire life’s happiness would find the tallest building in your localities and reach the roof top to jump, when the moment you heard the girl/boy whom you loves so much are not loved you the same way as you did.

In India we say there are 9 different types of emotions to exhibit our feelings (Navarasam). But in this scenario you solitarily experience the one specific emotion “Desperation”.

I always wonder about the nature how it collaborated with human emotions. You will be feeling the grief same way as love but with little difference. You smile or laugh with no reason, whereas here you cry or sobbing with lots of reason. You talk in to the mirror like he/she standing in front of you, whereas here we mumble with tasting salt cry by trying to remember the best moments of your love. You skip the meal and sleep in spite of love, whereas here you skip meal and sleep in spite of pain and despair.

The pain of love should only posses’ desperation and dejection not rage or vengeance. Some may expose their grief healthily by hearing some soft love failure songs and slowly reflexes. But some cases their grief may find extreme point like death. In that moment you should realize something, how valuable you are to your family, friends, and colleagues, do they feel happy by seeing you in that condition. Think about yourself your dream, aim, achievements. I’m strongly confiding that we born in this world to accomplish something to this mankind by our name not by the love failure person.

And those who are in love or who going to love my suggestion, well I’m not going say anything bit new. Love is an unspecified dictionary word for trust and patience. Trust should firmly halt in your beloved’s heart in order that it needs patience.

I didn’t add any sarcasm in my sentences because I wrote this article with full of emotion.

Love is a hellish heaven;                                                                      Retrieve your happiness from emotion                                                don’t live with maniac, besides                                                                 Bliss with refreshing attitude.

Sorry!!!! I didn’t catch any rhyming word. Next time I’ll come up with nice one…….

By From Devaraj.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

Once a great anonymous poet said “imagination becomes so harder, when you’re trying to imagine” don’t try to Google it, it was me. Before you switching over to other good posts I’d like to make my point so clear with you.

Well, my previous posts indistinctly suggested about how imagination pleasures our mind and what the thing we miss in the real world is. I’d totally completed my “you and me” debate with real and imaginary. Hey!!!!!  Now rise up your hands above your head and clap loudly because I finished my grammar class about imagine. So my imagination is moving on to next level, let we call it as fun zone. Here after my discussion going to be comedy, romance, thriller, fable, politics, history…..etc.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

A love song that I’ve written in my 10th grade, when I first saw my crush, it was chanting in my mind that whole day. [Note: children, pregnancy women’s, heart patients don’t read this.]

Lubb-dubb lubb-dubb comes from my heart,                      your view of me, is makes so hot.                         Jasmine rose comes your side,                                  With beauty of your eyes it commit suicide.                  I had a strong heart;                                                you’re the one who caught.                                                There are many love songs;                                                   but it all goes wrong.                                                                   Spontaneous mind starts to glitches,                                           to portray your beauty there’re no sketches.                            when you turn my side,                                                             I’m intimidate to hide.                                                                The sun envy’s you evidently;                                                you’re making it to feel hot eminently.

Well it was also written by the same anonymous poet.  When we met somebody at the first time, we instantly fall in love with them without no reason we’ll have some strange feeling inside our mind that was not even happened when we saw the miss universe. We usually saw so many peoples in our lives but specifically why we get a more flattering with the single one. I strongly believe in love at first sight.

Most of the psychological monks call this as an infatuation, attraction, affection, hormones segregation. But I’m calling it as a love maniac.  Sorry I don’t catch up any other names. We cannot forget our first love because it made us to experience how it would felt like. I can’t forget mine, it was four years ago I’m studying 10th grade sitting in the last bench middle column and she was sitting in the last second bench third column. I watch over her the entire day, imagined how are my marriage going to be, especially my chemistry class. I waited for a right time to tell my love. A year passed away, I’m expecting for her arrival for the next year in school, my informed me that she and her family left the town and went to some distant city.  I’d not spoken with even a single time, everyone in the class gave a handshake for her birthday but I didn’t I wanted to show that I’m different. But she was gone now I’m not the hero to follow her and pursue. I’m not worried for much longer time because even if I’d her I may have situation to lose. But until now she was in my dream, and importantly I won’t lose her. May be if she heard my song she would definitely being with me. So this was my first love story..No no ladies don’t get cry I’m not creating any sympathy here I’m in relationship now.

In India love is picturing as a crime in some places. Some of them saying that “love was against the religious laws, love marriages are like untouchability, bla bla…….. “. It was not said by the gods, it was said by country fools.                                                                                                 For the record Hindu’s prime god lord Shiva (destroyer), He married goddess sati (Parvati) after fall in love with her in the first sight.  He pursued her after long difficulties.             Lord Krishna, he loved and married Rukmani without her parent’s permission.                                    Lord Perumal, he married andal after they loved a long years. And even many more examples. Love is a natural, it’s not a science or superstitious. Even gods itself can’t resist from the damn love, then who are we to stop it. Everyone love each other with affection and most importantly protection………………………………………………………….

Bye from Devaraj Mani Maran.                     images (4)